HERE is the Sexiest Man Alive

Even if you find Adam Levine sexy, you cannot deny the scorching hot, palpable sex otherwise known as Idris Elba. Hold on to your panties ladies and whatever it is that you gentlemen wear. Gay or straight, I challenge you to view this man without at least a warm sensation filling your nether regions. If you google him or watch him on Netflix, consider yourself warned, you may begin to ovulate. Idris is your fantasy man even if you don't know it yet. I'll show you. We'll start off easy so you don't hurt yourself.

You've seen him around and you hope he's noticed you too.

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Your first date, he shows up looking like this.

Later that same night...

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Which of course means you wake up to this.

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You have a delightful breakfast.

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Did I mention that you work together? Oh yeah. And now you have this beautiful, hot secret. It makes work much more fun.

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Sometimes you can tell that he knows just what you're thinking.

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Of course, this is what you're thinking about.

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And this.

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But you know it will never last. It's too intense to be forever. A fire like that burns brightly, but briefly. But you'll always have those moments of heat and passion.

Every now and then he will drift off, thinking of those night with you. The nights you spent together a tangle of arms and legs. And he will long for those nights, nights that he will never experience again because you were the one. The one who really knew him.

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